Thursday 31 July 2008

Review: The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor


The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor....one word - BORING.

They replace Rachel Weisz with an aunty. Shit!
The real life martial artists' fight scene is lame.
Layman's fight is better shot.
Michelle Yeoh's Mandarin still sucks big time.
Boring story, predictable.
Jet Li 's talent wasted.
The dude playing General Ming is a moron.
Rehash "parent/spouse-got killed for a while" idea from the second film.
Evey is now ugly.
Only beauty is Lin. May be to compensate for the ugly aunty.
Alex is annoyingly not original.
Where's the cute kid in the second film, what, he grow into this? Oh no, God is really dead now!
Anthony Wong does his job. Like his scenes, guai-lou can da-bao.
Poor GCI, I think Teletubies does better job.
Fuck them they wasted Jet Li (I know it repetitive, meaning really pissed about this)
What Wu Jing as disposable assassin# 1? Wasted!
Where's the funny jokes? damn it.
That aunty doesn't even look English.
Why don't renamed as "Low-Budget Indiana Jones Copycat Meets Desperate Housewife".
Russell Wong (the General Ming) your Chinese sucks, why don't you be dub over? Hearing your line is like piercing the ears with chopsticks.
Don't waste money on this, lucky it is free for me.
Better take the money for another good time with The Dark Knight.
Rob, go back to your xXx shit!!!!!!!!
Hate it when it is a bad story about my second favourite Emperor of China.
Run Jet, run..this movie sucks!

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