Evil Black Monday Blues

This coming Monday is a very very evil Monday.

The evilness is not sort of those "monster of the week" type evil in those tokusatsu show that you can dispose the monster in 25 minutes run time, 30, if you count in the commercial time as well.

This evil, is more like the Joker type evil, which is, plain evil. The evilness is so great that the Monday Blues are getting darker with shade looks more black than blue. Even we are still an hour odd short to get to this week's Monday, the aura of the evil already felt.

By 7 o'clock tonight, after dinner, I started to feel something wrong. Stomach is upset, I need to rush to the toilet and eject some light floating shit that has a nasty smell, suggesting this is not ordinary shit, but something may gone wrong in the system. There may be chances that I may need medical attention later.

So far, there is no other occurrence of such, but things don't just end here, the usual gloomy Sunday evening made an entrance without any cue or prior announcement, and it hit me so bad, my head starting to ache. I hate this. As of time I'm typing this, the ache is killing me bit by bit.

Yet, me, as a fighter in spirit, always have a opportunistic view on things. There is nothing that cannot be done, nothing that is so serious that can beat me. Me, I'm never serious (which suggest why I'm still not owned) feel little burden or pressure from work. I just don't like working. I just like surfing the Internet the whole day and pretend as if I'm very busy.

But, remembering the fact I has printed out dozens of orders last Friday that came in very very late, and I left them on my desk so that I can look at them first thing in Monday morning, I recall how evil Monday is. Fuck you Monday!

Starting tomorrow, I have to painstakingly counting down to weekend. I had a very bad weekend this week. For most of the time on Saturday I was stuck in the traffic for errands not related to me. Oh gosh, Saturday is the only day that I may feel enjoyable. Some pathetic relative already spoiled my Friday (my favourite weekday) and now my Saturday is burnt for some family obligation that they do not even bother to give an early notice. Worst part is, that is the first thing that I heard on Saturday morning! Damn it, can't you wait till I'm done with my shower and stuff and tell me after I done reading the papers?

The moment I open my eyes after sleep, to the moment I pick up the newspaper to read after brushing teeth, shower and a quick shot of coffee is my danger zone. I must to conduct all this without interference, anyone attempt to talk to me or interrupt the sequence.....hahahaha I will blame all my bad luck to you for that day, and I will unleash my sarcasm to break you mentally. But dear friends, relax, this only applies when I'm in my own home, with my own family.

Having living with me for more than twenty years, they know better to come across my path. The recent irritation I got from the office only makes me more flammable than ever.

So, as you can see, the coming Monday's evilness can even extend to the weekend before it...damn evil Monday. Don't you remember I am evil as well? See who's the last one standing~wahahahahaha~

Evil Comp Rob My Right To Take Leave

New month, same old suffering, in fact, worse.

The evil company is extending the leave freeze, entering October, it will be the third month. If you consider some of them need to come back on weekends, this means basically it's people works a full month. How wrong is this?

You may say, "But you all get OT right?" Yeah right, but what is the use of money when you don't even have time to go for doctor if you are sick? When you have to skip your lunch almost everyday? When you are having an emotional roller coaster knowing that you have to stuck in the office while your friends missing you in a weekend getaway? Worst, I am not entitled for OT!

Now they do not have any concrete statement if the leave freeze will end soon. They don't even can tell when my team can shift to the new production system, or even if we are to use it at all. They never updates about the customer's procuring website thingy, they never update when our big partner is buying automatically, by passing us...they never update, but expect us to magically know what happen and react on it. Even if we made an intelligent decision but if doesn't fit they pathetic standard (which depends a lot on their mood), we are toasted!

Hmm....if I go on writing, maybe it can become a book series...better stop here. Need a calmer emotion so can get asleep easier.

So, dear friends, me is suffering now, so if you want to help, please recommend, a nice job and/or a nice girl....wahahaha~!

But preferably, a nice job with high salary but do nothing.

Violent Rant of A Pyscho Gone Berserk

Tired...tired..tired...fed up, fuck off, go to hell!

Today I unleashed some of my sarcasm to my manager. Yeah why not? I'm pissed. I've been doing three person's job, working 12 hours a day, and don't even have the little luxury of sitting in a proper kopitiam eating a proper lunch. Yet, the demand of reports and various update that has nothing to do with my current mission (at least not directly related to me) never ends.

I protested, she replied the senior management need it. Great, just great. I have to sacrifice my productivity, my personal time, my freedom for the sake of other people's curiosity? So far my perception of the senior management is the fail miserably in introducing the new system. What a good job they have done, freeze our leaves, and people starting to get sick and emotionally unstable. And I dare say I am not the only one, just my tolerance is almost burnt out.

Don't get me wrong, I do understand the position of this manager that keep on chasing for updates, she is being bullied by the senior idiot management as well. Just, the sad thing is, why she tend to dump everything on me? This is a critical period, everything need to do more, I am doing more, can she ask the Korean to do a little bit more? That Korean can leave at 5, I have to leave 5 hours after 5, damn it!

If she (Korean) does great job, maybe I can still swallow it. But she's giving us rubbish! Not at all proactive, lazy, unhelpful, irresponsible and sometimes I just feel she is downright stupid! If we have a local people know Korean, we can really do away with her cause her contribution is almost non-existent! And I don't bloody if she reads this! I'm a public enemy, no harm adding another one.

I missed Baldy's girl. She's a Korean as well. When she was around I ever deal with her, but at least she is good looking! This? Damn!

I remember when is asked the-person-who-I-am-not-naming-here about our problem, the person explained that different people has different attitude and personality, we have to try accept it. Agreed. But only if it is personal. If the Korean is but a acquaintance or friend, it will be my wrong to pissed off, but now it is business, and her incompetency is killing the already fragile team, if there is a team to start with. If you stand in my professional way, I will not hide my annoyance. I'm sick being a nice guy, Kellyz is right, wearing mask is no good.

From the manager point of view, they can always dump to me. Irony is, I always help, but when I need help I don't even have to asked, I won't get any.

Actually, I don't mind working with lazy people, I also don't mind idiot or stupid, slow learner I can accept, irresponsible is also a part of me, not being helpful is just normal. What I hate is, the combination of all this. And I think you I am talking about!

Yes, I'm pathetic! But I'm not hypocrite!

Fuck the K person!

Hate me, dislike me, isolate me! It will only makes you the same kind of person I am~!

I'm pathetic!

I'm very very very unhappy!

So, we are doomed?

So, the girl was accused of making a complain. She denied it, no one manage to prove she did it, but she was locked? Any no investigation is made?

So, the son humiliated other people's children and the mum just ground him but not letting the school to punish the boy?

So, the idiot above made a idiotic remark, the other student just report it word by word to the others, and this student get kidnapped by authority? And the idiot only get grounded at home?

So, the baldy just happen to write some story on line. Some may be non-fiction some may be fiction and some may be story heard from a friend's friend's friend. And he get locked up? For telling stories?

So, the boy's bog brother just fail to repeat the scheme design by his senior of framing a fellow student for certain freak crime, and now he tried to repeat the scheme of getting people locked away just to save his own arse?

So, they never want to play fair? Then it is rather obvious they are just weak. Being around for so long, most of them still do shit when doing public speaking. Their words are pointless and dog will band their head to the wall just to cut short their suffering from listening to these idiot talking. Can't blame them, dog can't operate the remote.

So, the rising stars that being their rival so extremely well when talking to the public and have the sense enough to admit it whenever mistake was made. Them? Trying desperately to push it to someone else but fail miserably.

So, they are the 20% that will lead the other 80%? Oh, we are doomed~!

School of X and It's Houses

Summary if some article I read randomly in the net (which I forgot what the site is)

Once there was a school in a rural area of an African village with house system. Pretty much like Howarts in Harry Potter's universe, where the students were to be divided into different house.

In this school of X, originally there was just very few student, and there was no such house system initially. But due to some reason, it has no choice but to welcome transfer from other schools. From then on, in order to facilitate the order, they created and implemented this house system.

The original students were grouped in House O, while the first batch of transfers which made up the majority number of student at the end of the day, House of P. The second and third batch, that arrived only a few days later, were respectively grouped in the House of C and House of D.

At this moment, some strange things happen, House of P claimed that they were the original student of School X and demanded to be respected and given priority in almost every thing. House of O, with their usual low profile attitude, does not made any protest, mainly because there were to few of them. House of C and D, however was mislead by the lie of P. Worse, House of P branded the other houses to be nothing but transfer and lodgers. They should have no right in the school.

Despite of their vast numbers, student of House P were mostly idiot with strong inferiority complex. Eventually, due to some dirty tricks, their parent got hold of the PTA, and gained control in the school administration. Thus, their demand of getting priority were made into school policy. And this is the beginning of the whole dirty business of satisfying the egomaniac attitude.

House of P do badly in education, so the school let them have a lower passing grade. The grade was low that even an ape can't get that low after purposely trying to answer 80% question wrong. They were also bad in sport, so in a ball game, they were always be given 10 points to start with, and in any racing even, they will get a head start 10% of the total distance.

Still, they still manage to do badly and lost to school of C. But the tragedy was, House or O and D were greatly suffered from this inequality.

As time goes by, some talented people starting to appear in House of P, but most of them detest the current system of priority of this so call "original house". They were embarrassed, ashamed and do not understand why can't they be let to competed equally, one on one, like man with balls, with other school.

But when these minority of talent people from House of P, or any people from other house questions the current status quo, there were shut up. Some even missing mysteriously. Rumors has it that they were force to transfer to other school or being tortured and brain washed.

Of course, educators from other schools did voiced their concerns about this system, but in return for their good will comment was harsh threat from School of X's administration accusing they trying to interfere other school's system.

And so, despite the critics from the outside, and the objection from the inside, the admin forces of School of X still keep on with this inequality, fascist and unfair system. Being human, nothing is more sadder than witnessing one particular group of human being this dirty just because they are impotent and afraid others know it. What worse is, they try to cover it with a poorly constructed idiotic plan.

So what will happen to this school? What is the future of it? How is it going to end? Don't know.

One can only hope...

Conspiracy Theory

Hmm...heard that the blood fuel price will be reduce...haha, don't hope to much. It is less than 10% of the amount raised earlier. In other words, it is still fucking expensive. Well,

I think it is a conspiracy.

They may predict that even if the help the general election before their greatest threat can get back to politic, they are still open to the risk that he may get some of his men to step down from the seat they won and help a by election

Therefore, the increase the fuel price with such a major leap and it provokes all level of the nation. Then he will of course use this as his main point of attack in all his campaign to take over the ruling power. He talk about this in almost every speech, interview or press statement. In fact there was even a live telecast debate between him and one of their henchmen, the saliva-frog-face thing.

Now, what they fear most happens! He finally got his election under go. With the unseen pressure from around the world concerning another alleged conspiracy that they recycled from 1998 seems to be working fast and fine enough. They unleash what they think is a smart move of their scheme.

They reduced the fuel price, something that he promised to do if he ever get into power. But now they do it, fabricated with a reason that already been raised and suggested before during the raise, so that the main weapon of his become irrelevant. But, it is rather obvious after the lucrative feedback from the raise of almost RM2, they are now reluctant to let go and earn less. Thus, they can just settle to a pity reduction of RM 0.15. Yeah, they'll say "it's according to the current global fuel price", the weak excuse they used all the time. Worse, they think the people will be blind enough to realize their lousy scheme and will treat them like messiah, and help them win the election against him...

Wow, that is some plan! Come on, you all have an organ named brain, why don't remove the plastic sheet and start using it?! Bodoh! It is so fucking obvious!

頂!

頂!又一個丟信了.還是一個好幫手.工作能力好的同事.雖然最近沒甚麼兩句.可能我在甚麼地方的最了他把...

頂!在這個可能是2008年裡唯一的一個比較開心的星期一,就竟然讓我得知他辭職了.頂!9月9號後我會怎樣?組織會怎樣?我不知道.不過卻希望他的新工作讓他有更好的發展.都快三年了.三年前認識的人現在還在公司裏的已經不少了.以前的日子是怎樣的,知道的人都沒幾個了.就連我比較服的光頭先輩都走了.

唉~前幾天post的"但願人長久"又得派上用場了.往後的日子,與昔日已面目全非了.新的操作系統,新的同事,新的氣息.但我卻依然如此.

發覺沒心情工作時反而比較有生產力.就是因為討厭工作嘛.所以就只顧者快快的把他們完成,然後準時的離開辦公室.但離開後跟住去邊度?歸家?或者到處走?

頂!一個人.做甚麼都一樣.不就是俺一個!
頂!
丟!

Are we there yet?

Are we there yet? No we are not! Maybe next time!

Ah~man, not again?

Why not? You fighter sucks! He actually freaked out in the final.

Freaked out?

Freaked out! Totally not in control. You see the Chinese chap? He, is in control. He protested for the foul, he protested to the line, he initiated the shuttlecocks change yada yada yada. He acts like a champion, a leading world No. 1. What our boy did?

Well, like our normal boys did...

Yeah, just follow. Just agreed. Just let himself being bullied, being carried by the tempo of the champion. And like our typical boys, he has the inconsistency curse!

But what to do...fighting in other people's place....

What has it to do with it? That's the heroic part if he succeed. But being a pro like him, that result is ... is... pathetic.

Yeah, all the people's hope...

People's hope? That is the exact reason why he failed. People's hope, nation's price, being the first of its kind in the country...all is hoping, and all is giving him a fucking damn big pressure like never before...any one will goes down for sure. Why can't they put it this way: "You already got to the final, no matter you win it or not, you already are the hero, contributing perhaps the only prize for the country. Just relax and do your best in the final. Need not care too much of the outcome." Like this I get he can do better.

But...

But it is because the naive bugs like you that gave him the pressure, and affected his concentration. The reason for the lost is not his skill, but the very people he is representing... You all are pathetic, fuck off!

Monologue before bed III

Thursday...always like Thursday. Coz Friday feels liberating. Next week, to new system officially launched, but there won't be a too drastic change in short time. Change will take place slowly step by step. Which means it will torture us slowly, till we break and go insane.

Recently not quite have to mood to work. Although I may sit there doing things the whole day, without even going to lunch, but the intention is always to clear all work so that I can go home on time. No, not go home, better put it like this: So that I can get away from the office on time.

In the office freezing like so very cold place, outside, firery hot like hell. I'm shivering in the day time at work, but the stuffy night makes me sweat. What is happening to the world?

I don't mind if it rains everyday...but I do have some problem with the sun coming out. Can it not wear a shade? The air is smelly, over moist and hot. It's like a giant microwave oven.

Maybe the God pissed that the land is rules by idiots. Or maybe he himself is one. Why not? The creator create some walking clays after his likeness , program it with his own breath and what is the outcome? The creations do not listen to him,in fact they prefer to listen to a snake! He created some almost useless animal where the only use of it is to be made food, but yet he prohibited his creation to eat it? He has a lot of followers...now you know how bright human kind is...

Bird Entry

Well, bird's nest is no longer the men's underwear,
it is no longer the delicacy you buy in the Chinese herbs store.
Meaning you can't wear bird nest, you can't eat it.
But you can be in it, watch people walks on its roof, see fireworks blazing from it.
Bird nest, that we recognize since kid as something extremely expensive, but not that delicious,
is now a stadium, a sport center.
Bird's nest....
out of so many name...
out of so many design...
so many nature inspired theme...
you choose bird!
Don't you know your people has the most vulgar use of the words bird?
Bird being the second favourite organism to be used as curse after "his/her mother".
Bird, in some instance, almost have the same use as fuck in English.
Bird stadium - 鸟体育馆 = Fucking stadium
Bird thingy - 鸟东西 = Fucking thing
Bird place - 鸟地方 = Fucking place
But I still prfer 'Diu'!

Wanted

What do I want? What do you want? What everybody wants?

We always wanted to have something. Sometimes we wanted something so badly, we end up wanting something else that gives us an illussion that we get or getting near to what we original wanted.

When we thing our hope of getting the thing we wanted is too thin, or we need to wait too long for it, we tend to go the next best that is handy. Why so? Do we lost faith to our future? Or may be we just don't want to waste time on waiting?

Lou-sai, grilled fish need wait one hour.
Huh? then no need la, give me a Canto fried, I just wanna get full.
Ok, twenty minutes lo.
Fuck, no need. Char-siew pau la.
Haven't steam yet.
Ba-zao....rather go back eat biscuit.

I wanted to get full, but with a satisfying result from one of my favourite dish that I craved for.

But I gotta wait, too long. I settle to an alternative, since I do feel like wanna eat this, but the urge not as strong as the initial planned dish. But this also need to wait. Finally, I don't fucking care, settle to the presumed, most simple and handy. Fuck...even that not ready yet.

Finally, back to biscuit.
Jacob eat biscuit, that's EYT.
Eat Yourself Tonight (食自己).
他媽的!

Monday + headache + sleepiness + blur = Diu!

My At&t password expired months ago, and so are half a dozen of other peoples' Id and password that I parasited on.

I left a whole chunk of work untouched last Friday. If I were to finish them that day, I might work till midnight and my right arm self destruct.

Prior to COB last Friday, just minutes after I decided to put aside that bunch of work, I saw the invitation to the training on Monday morning. Early Monday morning, 8.30am.

So, my agenda on Monday morning should be

a) Get another colleague's At&t ID to parasite, and in the same time call helpdesk to get mine fixed. Catch is, my office phone gone mad and I will have to get the local IT guy to fixed it, then only I can call to another helpdesk to fix my At&t access.

Damn it, why don't I just parasite some latecomer's phone to make the call first? Never really enthustiatisc in fixing my phone. No one can reach me now isn't great? My big boss can always MSN me and as long as the most important figure can get to you, other can be ignored.

b) Finished last week's work first. But that will depend when I can get the At&t access. So this become a variable. Worst case, get Shirmen to help. Well, just some orders get pend a bit, no one's gonna die. Even if there is, who will that be? Not CSO...but the profession that I loath most.

c) Sort out and prepare to work on orders that came in from COB Friday till Sunday night. My job, the preparation part is always to most time consuming and heart-aching. It is during this stage that I keep on thinking, what do they ask when interviewing candidate for a job in the team where the profession I hated most? Perhaps..

Interviewing Manager: Do you have a brain?
Candidate: No.
Interviewing Manager: Good, you are hired!

or

Interviewing Manager: If shit happens, and you are the cause, how do you handle?

Candidate: Adopt the Samy-Vellu or Barisan solution.
Interviewing Manager: Which is?
Candidate: Never our fault, always the others.
Interviewing Manager: Good, you are hired!

or

Interviewing Manager: Customer may be demanding and sometimes being ridiculous. How do you deal with them without offending them?

Candidate: No problem, anything also can.
Interviewing Manager: Promise them anything, how do you fulfill them?
Candidate: Let other department settle and blame them if fail.
Interviewing Manager: Good, you are hired!

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

So three agendas.

But at the end, only manage to get one and a half done. I called the help desk, sort out some last week's work and pass them to Shirmen, and during the training, I get to parasite another dude's ID...wahahaha~

But that already cost me one hour of sleep time! I got up an hour earlier, blur blur dei drive to office, blur blur dey with headache and heavy eyelids and yawn every one or two minutes. Until I packed and left the office. Monday + headache + sleepiness + blur = Diu!

Lucky fresh work for today is not that much. Hopefully can clear most pending work tomorrow.

If anyone from the team above happen to read this, and get offended...Hey, you won't unless it is the truth, right? Since the truth always hurt....wakakakakaka~

Nothing personal strictly business.
That is only my professional point of view of what you are.
Why so serious?

Boredom

What is boringness? Boredom? Complete wu-liao?
It is when you have tons of books, but never feel like reading them.
It is when you have dozens of comic you painstakingly search and hunt and allocated huge percentage of your salary buying but let them lay there like corpse after a brutal battle.
It is when you feel like sitting in front of the idiot box watching DVDs, but found that you have watched all that suits the occasion of boredom healing and what left are mostly some heavy artistic stuff.
You feel like MSNing with a friend far away, but don't know what to say. And not at all enjoying the awkward silence, asking a senseless question, making conversation.
You like to talk, but just don't know what to talk.
You like to know more, but afraid that it may turn out annoying, like a stalker trying to dig as mush detail as can, like a mosquito that buzz around suck the blood again and again.
You feel like wanna get drunk, but the weather is too fucking hot and alcohol will just makes thing worse.
You feel like going out, but don't know where to go, or with who.
You feel like you need new musics, but searching and testing in the web spells boring to you know.
You feel like wanna rest, but the fact that now is Sunday night reminds you that tomorrow is the start of another working week, in the month where all your leaves are freezed, and the only public holiday available happens to be the very last day of the month.
You consider sleeping, but the moment you reopen your eyes, it will be Monday, and you gotta go to work.
Sigh...boredom. Fuck you!

Review: The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor....one word - BORING.

They replace Rachel Weisz with an aunty. Shit!
The real life martial artists' fight scene is lame.
Layman's fight is better shot.
Michelle Yeoh's Mandarin still sucks big time.
Boring story, predictable.
Jet Li 's talent wasted.
The dude playing General Ming is a moron.
Rehash "parent/spouse-got killed for a while" idea from the second film.
Evey is now ugly.
Only beauty is Lin. May be to compensate for the ugly aunty.
Alex is annoyingly not original.
Where's the cute kid in the second film, what, he grow into this? Oh no, God is really dead now!
Anthony Wong does his job. Like his scenes, guai-lou can da-bao.
Poor GCI, I think Teletubies does better job.
Fuck them they wasted Jet Li (I know it repetitive, meaning really pissed about this)
What Wu Jing as disposable assassin# 1? Wasted!
Where's the funny jokes? damn it.
That aunty doesn't even look English.
Why don't renamed as "Low-Budget Indiana Jones Copycat Meets Desperate Housewife".
Russell Wong (the General Ming) your Chinese sucks, why don't you be dub over? Hearing your line is like piercing the ears with chopsticks.
Don't waste money on this, lucky it is free for me.
Better take the money for another good time with The Dark Knight.
Rob, go back to your xXx shit!!!!!!!!
Hate it when it is a bad story about my second favourite Emperor of China.
Run Jet, run..this movie sucks!

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall...

Monday morning. The cursed bloody morning. Despite I bed at almost 2 am yesterday, I was surprised I manage to wake up before the alarm. The clock show its 7, but I know too well it is just 6.45.

So, what the heck, month ends, trends changed. Should not be a lot of work now, maybe it is good to be a few minutes earlier. I can then finish the order faster and clear some shit that has been pending for months.

As usual I take my shower, had my coffee and dressed up. But it was during the dressing up part that I sensed a disturbance in my bowel. I considered, here, or office? Well, it is the first morning of a working week, really don't like the drive to office being disturb by this. What if I fart in the car? Disgusting.

Having make the cursed decision, I undressed myself, and with the boxer and a towel wrapped around the waist (anatomically I do have, just not quite visible now) and headed to the toilet.

Well, my father was in it. Taking a leak before he start off, I waited a few seconds, quite impatiently. Alas he got out and I try to step in. At that particular moment, before I'm event physically in the toilet room, I felt I left feet lost the grip. My brain and body registered this as a normal non-fatal slip that a minor gesture will able to adjust the balance. My conscious mind was still not warmed up yet. I felt my body made the move, but it was just too damn slippery and I fall...side way.

First the leg, then the thigh, hard one. Hit the back, hand brushed the wall, and the head hit either the wall or the floor. This highest mark goes to the head, the point just above the left ears.

All my parents whose witnessed it can do was "Oh! Oh", "Careful". Yeah, thanks for the help. Appreciate it.

But I didn't stay long on the floor. Sprang up in less then a second, cursed a bit and went to shit.

Well, it was a good one, the shit. Pretty enjoyable with Crayon Shin-Chan. I remember I was still holding it when I fall~ lol.

I check my thigh and arm, just some bruises. I know I hit the head, but didn't quite bother, save for my hair got messed up. After the shit, I went back getting dressed and start of to the office. The plan is getting the some fuel supply first. But it is on the way to the petrol station I realized my head is aching. Somehow the fall caused a headache. When I turn my head, the point get hit hurts. When I open the jaw wide a bit it hurts and I was a bit dizzy. Although falling side way on my left, I managed to get a bruise on the left feet. I ache and disturbing my drive.

OK, I'm not going to the doctor, but I'm not driving 20 something km to work as well. Since no doctor means no MC, well, I decided to go home and work from home.

It is at home once a gain that I recheck and found that it really hurt when I touch the left side of my head. Well, I'm not so worry about brain damage yet. A simple knock like this, the body will fixed itself. But as a safety measure, better stay at home and let the body rest. If things somehow got worse, then to the doctor lo.

Not bad work at home, but I missed a training call that she-who-doesn't-want-to-be-name-here reminded the participants last Friday. Damn it. Lucky another colleague attended it. Maybe I'll extract some info from her tomorrow.

Think can work as usual tomorrow.

Hope she-who-doesn't-want-to-be-name-here's mission is an enjoyable one, or getting to be.

Late, go sleep.

Evil Week is here

OK, so, Dark Week has gone. The darkest day in the week is only till 10 pm, and being the last CSO to leave the office. But that is history.

Behold, the Evil Week. In this week, I guess that we are having the infamous ROL week thing. Sales will rushing for orders get fulfill and give us a bad time, like always. Well, screw them.

Evil Week, the Darkest hour before first ray of dawn shines through. Don't mind even stay till 10, provide no one come and bug me with stupid question, stupid request and being a parasite.

Well, that team is an expert on that. It is only fair they always get fucked by their dog manager. Some did a great job, but some makes you wonder is he is really a human, or just a homosapien. Some, I believe will not die even is shot in the head. Reason being there is no brain inside to be destroyed.

Yes, I do really hate some of them. In fact they successfully make me hate the whole profession. Today got a call from some telemarketer promoting some shit. I almost broke out "Shut up you fucking s***s. I rather have a phone call with pig's internal organ than to a people of your profession, why don't you just die."

But of course I didn't do that. The ultimate of evil is not to be bad to everyone, but must appear nice and curse them in the heart. If you are rich enough, maybe you can arrange for their love one's death or torture or whatever humiliation that you can think of. Since I'm poor I can only use my mental power to curse them, and hope they die a miserable death and I am there to witness it.

Yes, I am not forgiving, and even vengeful. I don't have a big heart to swallow it. Yeah, totally opposite from the image I build up. That is a mask ok, and I was hoping by pretending to be forgiving I might one day actually learnt to be able to. Thing, is people must have something or someone to hate. I chose some relatives, and this whole profession as my target. What's wrong with that.Better to channel all hatred to a few, but give all love to the rest. That is how I do it.

And it serves me quite OK so far....

And so they arrested the suspect and tortured all the motorist...

So what happened? It was the first day of CIC training, I need to clear some of my orders in the morning before the class, and so I decided to depart a few minutes earlier.

The whole journey was a smooth one, can even hit 120 in a few spots...but just at the very crucial moment, can the bloody corner that lead me to the toll plaza heading to Damansara....the jam start....

Since there was hardly any cars in the corner, I roamed free, and of all the sudden this pathetic looking car appeared out of no where and I'm lucky enough to stop the ShitMobile on time.

I still remember the time, 7.45 am. In normal days, should be in the office in maximum 15 minutes, which will give me exactly one hour to start my T42, my notes yada yada yada, and kill of a few orders, or some shits. But that day.....fuck~!

One and a half hour? I was stuck before I even can catch a glimpse of the fucking toll plaza, that will cruelly suck 3 ringgit out of me, as a token of gratitude to stuck in the jam. Brilliant.

Since just a few days ago we were treated by another jam, I suspected this was another one gift from our beloved fucking idiotic government. So stopped my Hong Kong 80s hit CS and switch to FM. 988, MyFM, Ai FM, Hitz, Easy....all I tuned in and most talking about the same thing.

The one who is suspected for sodomy was arrested. No comment about this case, maybe in other entry.

OK, superb, you police arrested a guy suspected of raping another guy and you make the whole traffic collapse. You made us late to work, you made us late for date, you made us late for dentist appointment, you made us late for pregnancy check, you made us late to save the girl who is trapped in a building full of bomb planned by the Alan Rickman look alike in Die Hard.Yo ruin our fucking day just because you arrested a suspect~!

The rational? To ensure the people's safety? My foot! It is in such a annoying jam that minor accidents happen, that may let to a brutal fight that ended with 7000 deaths. It is during such a time when you gather all of you heavy tummy police officer to guard a citizen suspected for a crime that no one dies that you left places unattended by any police, which in turn provides opportunity of the criminal to do their trade. Shop get robbed, people get raped and the whole police force was sent to guard a suspect!

Now, this land in pathetic enough to be rules by a clown and its circus party. First, we have innocent citizens being fined for holding hands in a park, we have both male and female politicians making offensive and sexist remark about women; and now we have the whole police plus military force on the move to arrest just one suspect for a sodomy case.....who needs entertainment channel when you have the news in this country?

And so after 15 minutes, my view hardly changed. I, at the end, completed zero order before the class, missed a few lectures, had a late breakfast, skipped lunch and developed an inextinguishable hatred towards Barisan Niama and all the agency under this circus party's control.

Fuck them all!
Go to hell, the fire is waiting for you!

After movie, dinner and got home

Just got back from movie and dinner. Full, thus sleepy.

I always thought only sad movie will make you feel tired. Actually so does comedy. Tired of laughing, and for tonight, cursing the parents that bring their baby in. The creature cried like hell and the crowd start cursing as well. Since it is dark I joined them, and did not intend to hide our dismay.

I think cinema may be the only place other than the vet than it is always better to bring your pet there instead of your toddler.

Frankly, I like babies, but I really feel like pull out the head of the one cried in the movie.

Pull its head, crush the dad's testicle and pour acid to the mum's brain....yeah that should be it.

Really fucking sleepy. Maybe the movie's review tomorrow. But who ever need a movie review nowadays?

Die Idiot Die!!!!!!!

Slowly, gradually, I think I job function is changing. Nope, not changing. Is piling up, to be exact.

Other than those usually stuff I need to do, where the normal 8 odd hours will never be enough, I need to do more. Not that I wanted to, just I don't want to be rude to reject. And I remember Master Liang always says that we are service provider. So serve then.

People got problem, question and inquiries, even it has almost nothing to do with me, I don't know why, they will come to me? Do I look like a good guy Joe that always like to give a hand like the fashion-moron Kryptonian? No I don't think so. I look is darker than Justice Bao. They should fear me instead.

Do I look like very free? I have too much of free time in the office that I can actually finish a watching a season of House in a week during office hour? NO~! I'm doing two persons' work. And I suppose to help look after the team. Hey, I don't even have enough time to look at my own daily task!Do I like I have the knowledge and experience? No I don't. Most of the problem these people have is either A) so simple it is almost moronic that they ask or B) the issue is far beyond my jurisdiction.

For "A" it is always a painful experience for me to explain to them, or worse re-explain to them for the "N"th time. How painful? Try to write a foolproof manual to use a pencil, or umbrella, or fork, in say...200 words? How to explain without feeling stupid? It is a natural ability, a common sense, a matter of fact. And why still ask? Duhhhhhhh!

For "B", sigh...Try to look at what my team do. Try to look at what kind of job function is need to settle the issue. Find the people whose their role is fit to tackle your problem. If you are really the people in this company, then you should have know who to find! If not who, at least what department, team etc. If don't know try ask your manager, you immediate teammate, or better, deduce yourself. Don't just simple past it to someone that has help you to settle a totally unrelated issue before and you just happen to think he or she should have know how to deal with your current issue. Damn it!

If you don't know how to fucking do your job? Please don't quit. Die instead. The Earth is over crowded and you are wasting our resources!

[Jan Lamb Version] Grandiose @ Squat Down Blow Rice - [林狗版] 浮誇@踎低噴飯

Always like stand-up comedy.
This is one segment from Jan Lamb, one of Hong Kong most celebrated stand up comedian after Dayo Wong.

[林狗版] 浮誇@是但噏踎低噴飯
[Jan Lamb Version] Grandiose @ Stand-up Comedy - Squat Down Blow Rice



Lyric (with Cantonese phonetics and translation):

你當我是浮誇吧!
Nei Dong Ngo Si Fao Kua Ba
You must think I'm exaggerating

加班只因我很怕
Ga Ban Zi Yan Ngo Han Pa
Work over time because I fear

我做牛
Ngo Zou Ngao
I work like a bull

我做埋狗吧
Ngo Zou Mai Gao Ba
and even like a dog

得到注意嗎?
Dak Dou Jv Yi Ma?
Did I ever get noticed?

其實怕被忘記
Kei Sad Pa Bei Mong Gei
Actually I fear being forgotten

我至扮忙,演吧!
Ngo Zi Ban Mong Yin Ba
So I pretend to be busy

想休息都無請假
Xiong Yao Sik Dou Mou Qeng Ga
Though I wanted rest I never take leave

我份人算作勤力嗎?
Ngo Fan Yan Xun Zou Kan Lek Ma?
Am I considered hardworking?

OT到爆炸!
O T Dou Bao Za!
OT until I explode!

可惜我份糧沒有加,
Ho Sik Ngo Fan Liong Mud Yao Ga
But still my salary never increase

做十年未加…啊…啊
Zou Sap Nin Mei Ga...Ha...Ha
Even after serve for ten years...

我杯凍檸茶
Ngo Bui Dong Leng Cha
My iced lemon tea

叫左十年沒喝吧!
Giu Zuo Sap Nin Mei Hod Ba
I haven't taken a sip after ten years

別遺忘有人在為你聲沙…啊………!!!
Bid Wai Mong Yao Yan Zoi Wai Nei Seng Sa...Ha.........!!!
Don't forget there is someone mourning for you.........

*Translation and Cantonese phonetics by Jacob

*Original Track: 浮誇 by Eason Chan