[Jan Lamb Version] Grandiose @ Squat Down Blow Rice - [林狗版] 浮誇@踎低噴飯

Always like stand-up comedy.
This is one segment from Jan Lamb, one of Hong Kong most celebrated stand up comedian after Dayo Wong.

[林狗版] 浮誇@是但噏踎低噴飯
[Jan Lamb Version] Grandiose @ Stand-up Comedy - Squat Down Blow Rice



Lyric (with Cantonese phonetics and translation):

你當我是浮誇吧!
Nei Dong Ngo Si Fao Kua Ba
You must think I'm exaggerating

加班只因我很怕
Ga Ban Zi Yan Ngo Han Pa
Work over time because I fear

我做牛
Ngo Zou Ngao
I work like a bull

我做埋狗吧
Ngo Zou Mai Gao Ba
and even like a dog

得到注意嗎?
Dak Dou Jv Yi Ma?
Did I ever get noticed?

其實怕被忘記
Kei Sad Pa Bei Mong Gei
Actually I fear being forgotten

我至扮忙,演吧!
Ngo Zi Ban Mong Yin Ba
So I pretend to be busy

想休息都無請假
Xiong Yao Sik Dou Mou Qeng Ga
Though I wanted rest I never take leave

我份人算作勤力嗎?
Ngo Fan Yan Xun Zou Kan Lek Ma?
Am I considered hardworking?

OT到爆炸!
O T Dou Bao Za!
OT until I explode!

可惜我份糧沒有加,
Ho Sik Ngo Fan Liong Mud Yao Ga
But still my salary never increase

做十年未加…啊…啊
Zou Sap Nin Mei Ga...Ha...Ha
Even after serve for ten years...

我杯凍檸茶
Ngo Bui Dong Leng Cha
My iced lemon tea

叫左十年沒喝吧!
Giu Zuo Sap Nin Mei Hod Ba
I haven't taken a sip after ten years

別遺忘有人在為你聲沙…啊………!!!
Bid Wai Mong Yao Yan Zoi Wai Nei Seng Sa...Ha.........!!!
Don't forget there is someone mourning for you.........

*Translation and Cantonese phonetics by Jacob

*Original Track: 浮誇 by Eason Chan