If anything can go wrong, it will...
1 - You bought a new $500 Nike sneakers, the first step out of the house you step on Bobby's shit. And Bobby is your neighbour's pet cow.
2 - You are driving you new Honda Civic home from the car sales office and killed a motorist, and his backseat wife and newborn baby.
3 - Your girlfriend is pregnant with you child, and you just found out she is your long lost sister.
4 - Worse, your girlfriend is pregnant with you child, and you just found out she is your long lost biological daughter.
5 - Worst, your girlfriend is pregnant with you child, and you just found out she is your long lost biological mother.
6 - You are sick and go for the doctor to get an MC, but he is on MC.
7 - You really want it, but your girl is having period.
8 - You just have it (outside), but your girl wants it (at least three rounds she said)
9 - That is the only time you do it without rubber, 9 months later you are a father.
10 - You gave your girl a ring, she thank you for getting a gorgeous gift for her wedding with Tom.
11- Worse, you are not Tom.
12 - You try to be early, but the traffic is jam.
13 - You are late, and the traffic is more jam than ever.
14 - You stuck in the jam but you really need to shit and pee.
15 - You stuck in the lift but you really need to fart (and you know it will be a loud one)
16 - You thought you are having a wet dream but you actually wet your bed.
17 - Worse, you girl sleeps beside and your lubricant just waken her.
18 - You finish you business, but there is not toiler paper.
19 - Worse, you don't have with you any tissues, newspaper, name card, handkerchief or socks and the toiler has no bidet.
20 - You wrote a long detail post, but instead of "Save" you clicked "Delete".
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