Check List for Going Immortal

If you are to be granted immortality,
make sure

1- it comes with awfully lot of never-ending source of money. It will be hell if you have to work for 3000 years and counting.

2 - that you won't age as well, though it will be fun to see how you look if you age till 375329 years old, but what use of life you lost your lust (sex especially) and will? You are just a walking protein mass.

3 - your children buy insurance and you get their money when they die if they are not immortal.
4 - your wife is not an immortal. Unless you enjoy the same girl the rest of your life. If not better die and reincarnate.

5 - you can never be injured, or has super healing power like Highlander. It wouldn't be fun to get vegetative or coma or cripple for 50233 years...and counting.

6 - make sure you investigate thoroughly the girl you are flirting in year 7098, in case she is your great great great great great great great great granddaughter originated from you wife number 916489, son number 1656830...and counting, of course.

7 - you still offering seat to the old even you are 60000 years old older than the poor guy. That is if you don't age.

8 - try not to get yourself into a life sentence behind bars. Your life will turn up to be a pathetic black comedy.

9 - try to make the future generations believe Hannibal Lecter does exist, James Bond is God of Sex based on ancient Greek myths and Doraemon is originally yellow, only turn blue when he freaks out after realize his ear been bit off by Mickey Mouse.

10 - report lost of IC and birth certificate every 50 years. Conceal the fact that you are immortal, unless you like to be employed by US Government (as a specimen in Area 51).