Thursday 19 February 2009

閹懶He Is Now "insane dirty fake foreign beggars"

So we were having a call, my boss, a few colleague and the "janitor". The call kind of dragging, but it's normal considering the nature of it. We can't hope a few days training will made those people from thousands of miles away to be as good as we are now.

With the ang-mo ultimate big boss of our centre here on leave, the janitor starts to show of his disgusting trait. As usual he will makes stupid ignorant remarks, complaining why the meeting is dragging, whining and keep on repeating the fact that he will be jobless soon. Hey, he is not the only one in the room getting eliminated, all of us there share the same fate, but none of us making any comment about it during a call.

Until the end of March, we are still the employee of this company and we are still going to get paid for our work and thus, it is still our duty now to do what we are paid for. But this so call 'big leader' of this department does not appeared to think that way. Did he think he's making a joke, but none of us find it funny but rather annoying. I really wish J & J are here to see this asshole's pathetic behaviour. Maybe then J understand why I address him as the "impotent idiot", "disgrace of the department" in my MSN remarks a couple of months ago.

The highlight of the day must be the moment when he furiously scratches his feet. Remember he's a barbarian that don't know how to wear shoes? He is always in slippers and he put his feet on the chair he's sitting and scratches them!!! Luckily I sat a further a bit from him, I only saw the scratching action, but my boss sat nearer and she saw all of it, and her expression during that time, classically priceless! I wondered what her reaction will be if he touches her then....

Hullo~ we a multinational global company (although having crisis but still), with employee all well educated, may not be angelic but at least have manners enough, in a call passing our knowledge and sharing experience with our colleague some faraway places away and you, who happens to be the biggest position in that room, in the department today, scratching your infectious feet, in front of all your staff, and most of us were in close proximity with you. God damn it, does hygiene and manners ever rings a bell in your sick mind?

If he was picking his nose, although still disgusting but at least more acceptable, but feet? The fungus or whatever infection (maybe herpes) that he has will be spreading like fire. If it is air borne, then all of us were opened to the bloody risk~! Just because of this idiot~! Damn it, is there any chance to see him get fired before 31st? I know all is ending, but the idea of he getting fired before the center close is at least comforting for all of us in this department.

Professionally, he is an idiot and the laughing stock of the department, personally he is an dirty rude idiot. In short he is an idiotic idiot. I have no idea how he got hired, maybe he told a lot of lies, maybe the interviewer was having a migraine, hungover or most likely he used black magic to trick the interviewer or simply then we maybe desperately need someone that the interviewer have no choice but to take this mass of protein substance. People makes mistake, it is inevitable, and hiring this janitor is an undeniable mistake. We can't blame the employer, the employer is actually the biggest victim of all.

By the way, describing this shit as janitor is an insult to all janitor. Shit can be fertilizer, garbage creates job for garbage man, all useful than him. Hmmm man....since he showed the personality trait of those insane dirty fake foreign beggars then we should for now call him "insane dirty fake foreign beggars"

4 comments:

kEllyz said...

scratched his feet?? oh my god.. so disgusting.. luckily i read it after my lunch.. this fella really tor-sui-ka.. he think he's having meeting at his home is it??

Jacob Johari said...

yeah...scrath it furiously tim...imagine those old Hongkong movie bad uncle that used to scratch their Hong Kong feet? something like that...

aMy said...

.....
sometimes i sit with my legs folded underneath .... no wear shoes in office ...
but no scratch ..........

Jacob Johari said...

u dun hv infection or ur feet...and that's normal.

even if u scratch, its ok if u do it alone in ur own place, not in a closed room with half a dozen of ppl sitting close.

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