Closeeeerrrrr......

24th...it is getting closer...

No, it's not about Xmas, I don't give a damn for this pagan celebration disguised as the birthday of some carpenter (no offence, purely my pathetic brand of sarcasm).

It's about the so called Wedding of The Century.

"So-called" since I am yet lived for a century, so I can't really be sure this is the wedding most talked about I my group for this century.

Yes, so far it is the most talked about, mainly because both bride and groom from the same group. How to a certain extend boring, and fun and economic.

Boring in the sense, same people, maybe doing some different thing, in this case getting tied up.

Fun, because since both we know, it will be a fun occasion. We can joke around and referencing our internal in joke that other people may not have a clue whatsoever.

Economic in the sense that we can dispose two singles at one time using one Ang-Pow. If both is getting outsiders as their mate, then we have to give two separate Ang-Pow! See? Get it? Do the math!

Tonite, may be the very last night going out with this couple when they are still single...consider. Next time it Ms Lim will be Mrs Tan or Puan Tan, and Mr Tan will be...err..Mr Tan, still or Encik Tan.

Strange, female for Tuan is Puan but male for Puan may or may not be Tuan? How come ar?

Trailer: X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Well, they have Gambit!

Jackman's Logan is so iconic to me that I just having difficulties watching his film when he is clean shaven...

Game: Sock and Awe! - Throw the shoe at George Bush

Some great people in the net created this game~!

Like it and fun. Bush does have a natural talent to be a comical game character~!

Sock and Awe! - Throw the shoe at George Bush - link

T minus two weeks and counting...

It's less than two weeks now...the union of two close friends. I took a moment after writing the line and try to feel how excited I am now, but too bad my stomach is making an episode and I just have the sensation of want to shit...so I can't follow up that line by saying how excited I am.

I remembered when they told us their plan to marry this year end, I felt like "Wow...that is quite some time..." but now, it is just less than a week.

It's a marvel to see the groom to be guy to finally set up his own little family, being someone's husband, taking a new responsibility, being a leader, a head of a family. He is a funny guy, always funny. Sometimes the funny part is intended, but for most of the time, they appeared to be otherwise. He has the uncanny ability to use proverbs and sayings in some very curious manner, he can magically sings some totally different lyric of a song he know so well, even when the original lyric is pathetically clearly presented on the TV screen. He is just an amusing fellow.

I expected to see him grow, mature slowly but never have I expected he will take a great leap to marriage. Marriage is not for kid, especially if the groom and bride take active role organizing the wedding. It is insane. From some conversation with them I know unless you are rich enough to employ a wedding planner which will take up quite a bulk of the trouble, wedding is really an insane process, even if it is a rather 'simple' one like what they planned.

Frankly, IF I have a girl friend now and assume that we have dated for quite sometime, a few years for instance, will I be ready to marriage? No, I do not think so. I really like to live carefree. A girlfriend will do me good but not a wife and a family. Who the fuck invented some joke like marriage anyway? And we need to sign some forms for it too...I hate form filling!

A Brief Study of A Retarded Guy's Pick Up Lines

OK, am boring on a gloomy Sunday evening and what can be a better entertainment than making fun of some retarded in the net?

The below conversation is an exchange between a retarded guy and Siowgirl, a fellow blogger. I just copy paste it from her blog without permission lol!

Bold - Retarded guy
Grey - Siowgirl

Italic - My comment


y u so sexy one? (obviously the idea may originated from her MSN avatar but that is not important, a casual observer will notice, he asked "why" rather than making a remark which suggest he want the girl to know he notice she being sexy and want she to tell more why is is sexy, with the hope that she may make some 'suggestive' remark. from this we can safely say that he wants to do her...only.)

=.=
whr got

(but her reply is not the best he expected)

got la... (interpreting that she may be a little shy and as usual, retarded like him will think that the more he praise the girl, the happier she will be and she will like him more.)

nop (abrupt end, nice move)

can u gv me a hug? (retarded question to be asked online, poor follow up for the whole sexy thing. why not just ask "can I do you instead"? it is bolder and ballier.)
sure
(some cutesy emoticon) (ha~! he must expect her to ask how to hug online, so that he may suggest to meet up or something.)

haha,y u so cute? (obviously, rather speechless and run out of trick. May think, how come my usual trick on juvenile victim does not work?)

ask my parents
ask god (rather usual style from this girl...although I don't think she is religious)

haha!if u continuse like this,i will love u deeply (thinly veiled "I'm going to get you" so that he can keep on making suggestive remark, but using "haha" to disguised it as a joke if he fail which will obviously be the case)
=.=''''' (again her usual reply)

scare? (meaning, what does she think? Is it working?)
i think u nuts (rather lame reply from Siowgirl, was expecting some uber sarcasm...maybe she think that is too sophisticated for this shrimp brain guy)

lolz
i'm trying to tackle u,u say me nut....make me so sad,want cry already la (corny line #1: compliment her beauty/sexy, corny line#2: show you are venerable/sensitive in love life...too corny and outdated even for a dork like me...)
ok
cry for me (yeah this more like it...quasi-evil line)

my heart soft soft one,u know?easy cry (heart soft and easy cry is not so related. Me cry easily even when watching film, but have a heart of stone, or maybe stainless steel. So this is another line of that retarded to show he is 'sensitive' and he is not a playboy whatsoever. Yeah, he's an idiot)
ok
show me ur tears (another good one)

bcoz let other ppl hurt b4 (guy with a sad past, he must think this makes him look pity and will soften the girl...)
u come beside,i let u see (if the two parties is not in the same room, this must be the most idiotic message.)

Conclusion: You know those uncles in those local cheap karaoke/pub that always flirt with those middle age waitress with make up thicker than oil painting? This is what this guy will evolve to be. You may curious how I know that these uncles do, well there is one such joint at the back of my house and have witness quite a few drama whenever I pass by it.

This guy up there, if he is a player, than his victims and success case will be some teenage girl with rather low IQ and adult with low IQ that has rather low expectation, easily satisfy with cheap praise or gift or promises. Those that watch too much drama that has totally being brainwashed by it and dreamt to have such so call romantic encounter has in those drama will fall easily in this. Imagine those lala you see in the street, those physically unqualified but still wearing as little as they can and showing the poor public their spare tyre and their very bad quality skin...yeah these are the group that will fall for this trick.

So sadly, this guy think that our friend here is a or at least, think like a juvenile lala. How sad that is.

Well, it is not hard to know what kind of person he is, just read between the lines and interpret using logic and common sense. Trick is, ask yourself, why he ask such question? use such words? make such remark?

Apply it all, and you will find how retarded this guy is....lol~!

Trailer - Watchmen (2009)

Another trailer for Watchmen.

The Case of Miscommunication

So two of my friends gonna marrying each other this month end and they are going to give us invitation card for the wedding dinner.

And so the groom MSN me last Tuesday and ask if I am free on Sunday night cause he wants to pass us the invitation. Well, of course my reply will always be "Alright", "Can", "No problem" etc.

And so I waited and wondered where will the little gathering be? Our usual place? Maybe a dinner together? Or some other place that for reason unknown suddenly pop up in his mind?

And characteristically, I did not hear from him for the whole bloody week. Not even on the Sunday. Since, one of his traits is proposing a plan or gathering or activities that even he himself never meant it, and the possibility of the preparation of his wedding are so fucking consuming his time, the gathering may be called off or postpone or I may expect an last minute call.

At the end nothing. I presumption above enable me not to feel surprise, but a message on MSN with another friend revealed something much to my dismay. The friend ask "Why didn't join the mamak just now?"

Well, you know me. I'm highly flammable. And so I briefly explained that I never get any confirmation and given the groom's reputation, it is just pointless for me to proactively seek for confirmation. I am still the guess and he the host. And the second message that ticks me off his my friend said that the groom claim to have message me about it....GREAT! A brief MSN message that as if I am free Sunday night which I promptly reply asap but never get any reply or further instruction in return....WOW that is just a fucking crystal clear MESSAGE!

Of course I am pissed! I always support my friends and this wedding couple are among my dearest friend. I know the groom's character of being absent minded and never methodical in his doings but I just pissed! And those who attend never thought of calling and ask the character that always present why is he late or something. Hmm...guess the group is evolving again...

Needless to say, I made some sarcastic remark which I hope my friend sense it, and SMS to the bride explaining briefly why was I absent and thank HER for inviting me to their wedding. NO, don't imagine that I am having a row with the groom. He is my friend and I understand his character. I am just a little pissed, that's all. Especially speculating what is the odd this couple will still be joining us in our activities after they got married or after they got a child or two. This may be the very last time we go out when they are still a bachelor.

Sigh, I was once among the first to get a GF in the group, but now I am among the few still unattached and not seeing anyone. Suddenly, the loneliness crept in. No, I am not desperate for a gild, I just missed the gang as a whole. Of course the presence of a girl will be good, but looking back, I missed the good old days when we still can be considered as kid...now, only I'm the kid.